Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize?!?!?

What the hell? Even ignoring the fearmongering pseudoscience of climate change that Algore carries like an overstuffed saddlebag on a diseased alpaca, what the HELL does global warming have to do with peace?

The only connection that I can see between global warming and peace is that somewhere, sometime, someone might decide to use violence to resolve the issue. I don't believe that this concept was part of the global discussion prior to the Nobel award.

By making this award, the Nobel committee has gone against everything the prize is supposed to represent. Let me explain.

By suggesting that Algore and his global warming cronies are promoting the cause of peace in their endeavors, the Nobel dudes have raised the suggestion that a non-peaceful option exists, thereby linking the global warming issue to the possibility of violence.

Therefore, the Nobels are actually promoting war by bringing forward the idea of using war to resolve this issue.

Shame on you, Nobels.